1- Jabba the Butt
We totally get that naming a Star Wars sex position after this slimy super-slug may not be the brightest idea, but he was one of the most lustful characters in Star Wars history -- plus we at AskMen just can’t resist a good pun. Warning: Try not to envision Jabba the Hutt while performing this move.
First, it’s your job to sit up horizontally and extend your legs to the foot of the bed while your lady turns around and straddles you. Once she lowers herself onto your erect penis and extends her legs back so they are almost behind you, she can slide up and down, giving you an incredible view of her butt. For added effect, make her wear a gold bikini during foreplay.
2- Hand Solo
Contrary to what you might be thinking, this Star Wars sex position doesn’t involve you pleasuring yourself manually (that would be an action, not a position). Han Solo was one the galaxy’s most renowned playboys before settling down with Leia. He most certainly never had to flog the dolphin (he probably got a Twi'lek slave girl to do it for him), so why should you? Instead, have your lady give you a five-finger orgasm by cupping your balls with one hand and sliding her other hand up and down your lightsaber in a corkscrew motion. Just make sure she uses lubricant (or saliva).
3- The Force
In the Star Wars universe, The Force is a metaphysical energy field created by all living beings. It has the power to enhance natural physical and mental abilities, and it can manifest itself through telekinesis, telepathy, hypnosis, enhanced empathy, and precognition. Throw it all out the window. This position is all about making love with, you guessed it, force (get it?). Believe it or not, rough sex is a female sex fantasy. Rest her on her back, place her legs on your shoulders and use all your force to just pound away. Even the lesser-endowed will have her floating in midair. This is how Yoda gets it on too -- trust us.
4- The XXX-Wing
Named after the beloved dog-fighters of the alliance, this one’s all about the intricate visuals. You and your lady lie on your sides facing the same direction. Have her lower her crotch onto yours, wrapping her legs around your torso. Encircle her waist with your legs, grab her upper thighs, and thrust away. Just make sure you do it in front of a mirror so you can see yourselves do the nasty while looking like an X-Wing. This sexual maneuver won’t destroy The Death Star, but it will definitely make your woman explode with orgasm.
5- The Jar Jar Binks
Nothing good came of Jar Jar Binks, the bumbling Gungan (aka, George Lucas’ attempt at comic relief in the last three Star Wars films that went horribly, horribly wrong). So, in an effort to turn lemons into lemonade, why not use all that pent-up frustration you feel toward Lucas’ abominable creation to have the most reckless, passionate sex with your lady friend (who, hopefully, isn’t nearly as obnoxious). If you’re too timid to just let go, try this: Make her arch her back, placing all her weight on her heels and shoulders. This makes her vulnerable enough for you to completely dominate while leaving your hands free to roam her body as you see fit. It won’t erase Jar Jar Binks from your memory, but it’s a start.
6- C3P-On Her
Although the (second) most-beloved droid in the Star Wars universe is a mild-mannered Englishman (in a robot’s body, natch), this position is not for the apprehensive. In honor of C3P-O’s golden encasing, take your woman into the shower (sorry C3P-O, due to rusting you’re going to have to sit this one out) and have her wrap her left leg around your waist while you place your right hand under her thigh to secure her while entering. Enjoy the splish-splash sex, and cap it all off by urinating on your partner. They tell us it’s erotic, we swear.
We totally get that naming a Star Wars sex position after this slimy super-slug may not be the brightest idea, but he was one of the most lustful characters in Star Wars history -- plus we at AskMen just can’t resist a good pun. Warning: Try not to envision Jabba the Hutt while performing this move.
First, it’s your job to sit up horizontally and extend your legs to the foot of the bed while your lady turns around and straddles you. Once she lowers herself onto your erect penis and extends her legs back so they are almost behind you, she can slide up and down, giving you an incredible view of her butt. For added effect, make her wear a gold bikini during foreplay.
2- Hand Solo
Contrary to what you might be thinking, this Star Wars sex position doesn’t involve you pleasuring yourself manually (that would be an action, not a position). Han Solo was one the galaxy’s most renowned playboys before settling down with Leia. He most certainly never had to flog the dolphin (he probably got a Twi'lek slave girl to do it for him), so why should you? Instead, have your lady give you a five-finger orgasm by cupping your balls with one hand and sliding her other hand up and down your lightsaber in a corkscrew motion. Just make sure she uses lubricant (or saliva).
3- The Force
In the Star Wars universe, The Force is a metaphysical energy field created by all living beings. It has the power to enhance natural physical and mental abilities, and it can manifest itself through telekinesis, telepathy, hypnosis, enhanced empathy, and precognition. Throw it all out the window. This position is all about making love with, you guessed it, force (get it?). Believe it or not, rough sex is a female sex fantasy. Rest her on her back, place her legs on your shoulders and use all your force to just pound away. Even the lesser-endowed will have her floating in midair. This is how Yoda gets it on too -- trust us.
4- The XXX-Wing
Named after the beloved dog-fighters of the alliance, this one’s all about the intricate visuals. You and your lady lie on your sides facing the same direction. Have her lower her crotch onto yours, wrapping her legs around your torso. Encircle her waist with your legs, grab her upper thighs, and thrust away. Just make sure you do it in front of a mirror so you can see yourselves do the nasty while looking like an X-Wing. This sexual maneuver won’t destroy The Death Star, but it will definitely make your woman explode with orgasm.
5- The Jar Jar Binks
Nothing good came of Jar Jar Binks, the bumbling Gungan (aka, George Lucas’ attempt at comic relief in the last three Star Wars films that went horribly, horribly wrong). So, in an effort to turn lemons into lemonade, why not use all that pent-up frustration you feel toward Lucas’ abominable creation to have the most reckless, passionate sex with your lady friend (who, hopefully, isn’t nearly as obnoxious). If you’re too timid to just let go, try this: Make her arch her back, placing all her weight on her heels and shoulders. This makes her vulnerable enough for you to completely dominate while leaving your hands free to roam her body as you see fit. It won’t erase Jar Jar Binks from your memory, but it’s a start.
6- C3P-On Her
Although the (second) most-beloved droid in the Star Wars universe is a mild-mannered Englishman (in a robot’s body, natch), this position is not for the apprehensive. In honor of C3P-O’s golden encasing, take your woman into the shower (sorry C3P-O, due to rusting you’re going to have to sit this one out) and have her wrap her left leg around your waist while you place your right hand under her thigh to secure her while entering. Enjoy the splish-splash sex, and cap it all off by urinating on your partner. They tell us it’s erotic, we swear.
